A person who will skull fuck your mind until your brain explodes and you bleed out. This sexy motherfucker gets all the ladies and just when you think you’ve gotten rid of em, he’ll come back, fuck your bitch, and mind fuck you. He has the hugest dick ever, but is to humble to admit it. He can kick anybody’s ass, and believe me, he will kick anybody’s ass.
Chaz: “Oh shit, here comes The JACKSTR™️! I hope he doesn’t mind fuck me!”
Dudley: “FUCK HE’S SKULL FUCKING MY BRAINS OUT!”
Chaz: “Is that my girlfriend? WHY IS SHE SUCKING HIS COCK?! AND WHY IS IT SO HUGE?!”
A senior citizen who has decided that it's ok to take advantage of the fact that nobody wants to mistreat or disrespect a senior citizen.
at a baseball game, you show up to find your seat taken by a senior citizen, so instead you sit in someone else's seat, rather than disturb the poor center citizen.
Love is... (it depends on how you see it) It could mean nothing or it could mean everything. It could be seen as the thing that almost everyone is seeking for and if you find it you can be consider "lucky", all tho it's really just pure happiness from my point of view.
Person 1: Hey! Do you love them?
Person 2: No... actually yes, but afraid to tell them. I'm afraid that they'llreject me.