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Nesquik Mondays

That unlucky day when your parents are going out and your uncle is "babysitting" you. But he actually chases you around the house until he is able to tear open your shitter canal and shove his gigantic monster throbbing, wet, veiny, motherfucking black monkey COCK inside of you and rip your ass crack in half and make sure you can't shit for 3 weeks! Nigga will turn your ass into a peeled orange pussy. Sometimes may shoot out your mouth from His 35 inch Fucken Nigga COCK! Make You Scream Pussy Nigga! The Final Result Is Nesquik..
Me: "NOOOO UNCLEEE!! PLEASE!! I HAVE BEEN THROUGH TOO MANY NESQUIK MONDAYS!!!"
Uncle: "LET ME TEAR DAT ASS OPEN LIL NIGGA!! GET OVER HERE!!!
Nesquik Mondays by Cuntboiga March 19, 2019
RAFO is an acronym for "read and find out." Evidently the acronym got started in online Fantasy website's author interviews (most notably wotmania.com.) This is a common resonse to questions concerning plot development, and is sure to make any reader graon.
Reader's Question: "Is Bela the Creator?"

Author's Response: "Read and find out."

Reader to other Reader: **graon** "Not another RAFO!"
rafo by 7Quesy June 1, 2004
verb

Doing the minimum of what is required of you.
I've got a really busy day so I'm going to have to thurber all my work.
thurber by Jim Jimothy Smith November 21, 2019

Flufferific 

To be full of fluffys
Wow that field is flufferific

The Mark of the Dab

The mark left on a person's skin when it comes into contact with a hot "nail" when dabbing. A type of branding.
-"What is that on your arm?"
-"The Mark of the Dab."
-"WTF?"
-"I was dabbing last night and I forgot the nail was hot, got the mark of the dab."
The Mark of the Dab by elyery November 9, 2015

Ass barf 

A chunky, yet mostly liquid shit which is multi-colored and smells more like vomit than shit.
In the South Park episode where Cartman gets tourettes, Cartman goes on to a TV show and states "Goddamn Jews! Suck my ass barf!!!
Ass barf by Matt Walker December 30, 2007
Hexadecimal term for 143 which is known as the numeric term for "I Love You"
Hope you're having a wonderful day.
8F!
8F by G. Fontaine November 8, 2007
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