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Urban Dictionary

Pouring cereal first 

This is the true way to eat cereal, if you put milk first you are a failure to human kind. The only acceptable way to eat cereal is putting the cereal first! Do not let Asian men tell you other wise *ehem* *cough cough* JUNGKOOK *cough*

You are beneath me and everyone else who pours cereal first.
Jungkook: *pours milk first*
Cereal Gods: *oblivorates him and sends him to eternal damnation* The only way to eat cereal is by pouring cereal first. What a disgrace. Do it the correct way peasent.
Jungkook: *crying while putting cereal first in hell*

юзать 

Сленговое обозначение слова пользовать (англ. to use - пользовать, использовать). Обозначение слова пользовать на сленге компьютерщиков и программистов, постепенно перекочевало на просторы интернета и в повседневную жизнь.
Советую тебе юзать средство от комаров в лесу.
Какую программу ты юзаешь для просмотра фильмов.
юзать by kaniff October 22, 2013

siturbed 

often a mis-spelling, but now a proper word among croydon gangs, to mean disturbed
Oii Bruv, allow dat rudeboi, ur AK's siturbed my power nap which is an essential part of my revision process, vital if i am going to pass my exams and escape the ghetto life of da Heath, and make something of myself
siturbed by Dogg P June 24, 2007

Salt Rocket 

Projectile sperm, usually aimed at someone or something.
She didn't want to swallow so I launched a volley of salt rockets square at her mug.
Abbreviation of For The Crack. Means doing it for no reason but for the hell of it.
Somone throws a pub sign off a bus stop
Man: Oi! Why'd you just do that!?
Other man: I dunno... FTC?
FTC by Greywyne September 28, 2009
dick head
Jalend by Infinitely Dark December 2, 2017
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