zsm

zsm is the Dutch version of ASAP. It's short for 'zo snel mogelijk', which literally translates to 'as soon as possible'.

Begin er zsm aan.
Hm? What did u say, i dont speak German
Omg, its Dutch and it means 'i'll start right on it'
Oh ok, srry

by Zwaf May 3, 2008

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zsmittty

a 16 year old midget asian on tik tok that manages to have all the girls who watch his video go 🤰🤰🤰

my favorite tik toker is zsmittty

by kuromigrl July 9, 2019

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zsmittty • zsm • Zsman • zsmaning • Zsmhishr • zsmiff

The language of typing with the letters one after. Zsmhishr translates to language. Q becomes W, W becomes E, E becomes R, etc. depends on your keyboard. Mainly U.S. is used. Invented by me and my friend.

Person 1: hey do you speak zsmhishr?
Person 2: ursj, oq gzirmy!
Person 1: qr ypp!
Person 3: why are you guys putting random letters?

by Maroonni April 4, 2023

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zsmittty

a tiktok cunt who thought it would be cool to queerbait on april fools day

that zsmittty guy is a total asswipe

by spiffysoup April 13, 2020

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zsmiff

The raper of cats

Did you hear about Diego he's a total zsmiff

by NonZsmiff December 19, 2015

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zsmaning

When a Military Police General uses their power for corruption and gets exposed by The Central Intelligence Agency.

Military Police General: Abuses his/her power by false arrests, punishments and corruption (zsmaning)
Central Intelligence Agency: Exposes their secret to the whole world in order to silence the corrupt general

by IamRuz January 31, 2025

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