zsm 

zsm is the Dutch version of ASAP. It's short for 'zo snel mogelijk', which literally translates to 'as soon as possible'.

Begin er zsm aan.
Hm? What did u say, i dont speak German
Omg, its Dutch and it means 'i'll start right on it'
Oh ok, srry

zsm by Zwaf May 3, 2008

zsmittty 

a 16 year old midget asian on tik tok that manages to have all the girls who watch his video go 🤰🤰🤰

my favorite tik toker is zsmittty

zsmittty by kuromigrl July 9, 2019

Zsmhishr 

The language of typing with the letters one after. Zsmhishr translates to language. Q becomes W, W becomes E, E becomes R, etc. depends on your keyboard. Mainly U.S. is used. Invented by me and my friend.

Person 1: hey do you speak zsmhishr?
Person 2: ursj, oq gzirmy!
Person 1: qr ypp!
Person 3: why are you guys putting random letters?

Zsmhishr by Maroonni April 4, 2023

zsmittty 

a tiktok cunt who thought it would be cool to queerbait on april fools day

that zsmittty guy is a total asswipe

zsmittty by spiffysoup April 13, 2020

zsmiff 

The raper of cats

Did you hear about Diego he's a total zsmiff

zsmiff by NonZsmiff December 19, 2015

zsmaning 

When a Military Police General uses their power for corruption and gets exposed by The Central Intelligence Agency.

Military Police General: Abuses his/her power by false arrests, punishments and corruption (zsmaning)
Central Intelligence Agency: Exposes their secret to the whole world in order to silence the corrupt general

zsmaning by IamRuz January 31, 2025

Zsman 

A young sexy attractive man who mogs anyone in sight woman drool at the sight of him wanting every inch (men to) his aura can be felt from miles away

Hes so zsman

Zsman by Rob89eng12 August 5, 2025