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To be overwhelmingly mellow (relaxed).

To not give one single care in the entire world.

Usually the emotion of a stoner.
1. Man, that guy is so zoozived.

2. Yeah, he smoked so much now he's zoozive.

3. My girlfriend broke up with me, but I'm pretty zoozive about it.
zoozive by Brandy Muncher December 11, 2011
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the prettiest of the pretty girls. popular in the 1920s flapper era.
"She's the bee's knees, a real zoozie!"
zoozie by justinjax March 11, 2009
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The Quintessential girl next door type, can hang with the boys, while still being a bombshell at even given moment.
Steve: Hey Carina, what ya wanna do tonight

Carina: Lets just stay in, I want to watch the Ball game.

Steve: Awesome , you're a total Zoozie.
Zoozie by Ian Cognito March 13, 2009
A new girl at school that everyone wants the 411 on.
"Did you see that zoozie in Algebra today?"
zoozie by salty jane March 11, 2009

zooniversity

an institution of higher learning that is so big and rowdy that it is less an academy than a zoo.
I got my degree in Psychology from San Diego State Zooniversity (SDSZ).
zooniversity by Ouch Pot80 December 13, 2012

zoomiverse 

The Zoomiverse is an online audience
Today I am presenting to the Zoomiverse in my webinar
zoomiverse by Hossan June 9, 2020
Some dude taking off socks: Woah man, i have a shitload of zoozies on my foot.

Some dude taking off socks mother: Eww, look at all of the lint on your foot!

Some dude taking off sock: lint?
Zoozies by mom oh not yours! July 18, 2009
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