zombie sit

When playing Call of Duty Zombies with friends, "zombie sitting" is the act of making the last zombie of the round into a crawler, and having one person maintain the zombie's agro, while the other friends use the restroom or grab munchies. This is required in games that last a few hours, as there is no pause button, in online play.

Yo dude, can you zombie sit for me. I've gotta pee.

Dude, I need a zombie sitter, I'm hungry.

zombie sit by Raditude July 22, 2012

zombie site 

A company or organization website that suffers from a chronic failure to update its contents. Zombie sites are common among small service businesses (e.g. accounting and consulting, accommodation, tourism etc.) whose owners were once persuaded to "have a website" (usually because 'everyone else has one') but who subsequently take no active interest in maintaining its contents and relevance. A serious credibility gap creator.

A classic Zombie Site will have last had its basic platform updated in around 2008 and features staff profiles of individuals (zombies) who have long since left the firm. Zombie sites can also display obsolete products, out-dated html-gone-bad graphics and design elements, broken links and monthly newsletters that have long since petered out.

Even worse Zombie Sites are those ostensibly designed to promote on-line shopping where the product selections are permanently out-of-stock, unavailable, off the market etc.. - all because no one in these businesses has the time, wit, skills or motivation to keep them shipshape. These are major customer turn-offs.

"Hey check out this dumbass management consultant's zombie site. It punts one dude as an associate with hands-on expertise in strategic management who retired to Florida three years ago and brags about the principal completing a major project for a business that went tits up after the Vancouver Winter Olympics."

zombie site by Madelene January 1, 2013

zombieitis 

What happens when you don't get enough sleep. Many nights without rest result in you becoming a "zombie," or getting Zombieitis. Zombieitis can be cured by repeatedly getting a good night's sleep.

I haven't slept in weeks, I think I've got Zombieitis.

zombieitis by lander88 May 3, 2011

Zombielitist 

A portmanteau of "zombie" and "elitist". A zombielitist is someone who was into zombies 'before it was cool' and frequently expresses contempt for the current upswell of zombie popularity. He or she is disdainful of the lack of realism, consistency, and originality in most contemporary zombie films, and perceived cinematic ignorance of today's fans.

As a zombielitist, I have been forced to pack away all of my zombie shirts for the indefinite future. I can no longer tolerate ending up in unsolicited conversations with idiots who "love zombies" but have never heard of George Romero or Lucio Fulci.

Zombielitist by MissManglewood May 1, 2012

Zombiekitten05 

A cool pretty famous person I met they draw and are so cool man!

Person A: I met Zombiekitten05 Today!

Person B:that’s awesome dude!

Zombiekitten05 by Galactic May 8, 2022

Zombiesat

A satellite that has lost contact with the ground and is floating along as space debris.

So what's next for this 4,171-pound (1,892-kg) zombiesat?

Zombiesat by Climate Central May 10, 2010

ZOMBIESTATUS 

1:ZOMBIESTATUS is a state of mind in which a person can only focus on Zombie or zombie related subjects.
2:ZOMBIESTATUS is similar to NINJASTATUS when some one does a task extreamly zombie like.

1: Oh man ill i can think about is zombiemovies ive got ZOMBIESTATUS bad!
2: man that guy is clumsy he has mad ZOMBIESTATUS

ZOMBIESTATUS by ZOMBIESTATUS September 12, 2012