Usually occurs after waking up or otherwise not in full control of your faculties.
A man sits on the toilet to take a crap but not paying enough attention allows his penis to hang low and touch the cold porcelain bowl.
This is a zombie's kiss.
A man sits on the toilet to take a crap but not paying enough attention allows his penis to hang low and touch the cold porcelain bowl.
This is a zombie's kiss.
by Elijah Bone January 23, 2008
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