zoarch 

Zoarch - evidencing conspicuous boldness or unusualness (of architecture, visual design, music, dance, etc.) flamboyance, eye-catching or ear-catching quality, showiness

Zoarchy - conspicuously bold or unusual design, eye-catching, flamboyantly distinctive, showy

Zoarches up - makes bold, unusual, conspicuous, showy or flamboyant

Zoarched up - made flamboyant, showy, or over-the-top with expressiveness

The new museum provides real zoarch along the riverfront.
My designs for the red-carpet need more zoarch for this celebrity.

Where can I see some zoarchy architecture?

He always zoarches up his designs.

His choreography is zoarched up to the point of confusion.

zoarch by Juanita de Mango July 17, 2012

Zorch Crystal

See bodaggit, pieces of left over toilet paper from yesterday's crap. Often discovered when wiping one's ass while crapping the next day.

Dude, I had so many zorch crystals in my ass crack yesterday. It was from the cheap toilet paper I used at school yesterday.

Zorch Crystal by zorcher June 13, 2009

zorched 

Wasted. Completely shitfaced. High off your ass, so drunk you're sloshing down the street, or too tired to think straight. Completely and utterly feeling like you're in the shitter. Huge hangover or the after effects of getting high as hell or staying up so long you can't think straight. Any form of being completely wasted to the point where you can't function at ALL.

I stayed up for three days to cram for my SAT. I'm zorched.

zorched by Concrete Fever September 4, 2010

Zarch 

To Zarch is to fuck a woman with your three inch dick while climaxing in their ass, while them simultaneously thinking they will become pregnant.

Josh: Michael Create this definiton!
Michael: It's 10:40 no.
Josh: I'll tell everyone that you Zarched her...
Michael: fine...

Zarch by PicklePower June 12, 2018

Zarch 

Interjection. It was once thought to refer to either the ancient Sumerian god of unpredictability, or to an obscure phrase used in conjunction with having been asked to attend a sock hop. Nowadays the word is more commonly used to create a brief, distancing moment -- what Theatre theorists refer to as a "Brechtian Moment" -- for the listener/reader. It makes ‘em go: “huh?” Basically, the word helps shake people up a little, bringing their conscious minds into a little sharper focus, even if only for a moment or two. That, and it helps bring an element of absurdism into their everyday lives. Like a non sequitur. Banana.

Peter: "What a zarching mess!"
Paul: "Yeah, it's...wait a minute, what?"

Zarch by Peter Rogers July 28, 2008

Zoach

A word that is used among west coast sports teams if someone makes a good play or does something good in general. Originated from people saying, “what up, coach?” after scoring a goal. Coach became zoach and thus the term “What up, zoach?” was born

*zack makes a shot*
Jared: What up zoach!!!

Zoach by Lil bangbang skeetskeeet October 13, 2018

the zorch plunge

make your neighbor lie face down on the floor with his ass cheeks spread. proceed to squirt mustard and ketchup on your penis and yell "time to wake up!!!!" then you hit the bastard on the head with an alarm clock and jump from a 10 story building and do a flying dutchman into his ass

rob gave jordan a zorch plunge

the zorch plunge by dan September 28, 2003