znapple

Short for "pizznapple," which is a "pizza apple." In other words, an apple is a fruit that is good for you pretty much whenever you would like to eat one, should you decide that you do. Referring to a "pizza apple" is saying that you eat pizza in much the same manner - like it's good for you and you can eat one whenever you like. Stoners and fatties are known to use this term frequently.

Oh man, I just ripped this huge bong hit and I'm in the biggest mood for a znapple.

You know what sounds about good right now? A freakin' znapple.

Dude... this is my seventh znapple today. Is there any more?

I'm never eating znapple again.

znapple by stonedfuk July 23, 2005

Zapple Rule

The rule governing the procedure for backseat vehicular seating arrangements. If three passengers are forced to sit in the backseat of vehicle containing three spots, the Zapple Rule applies. The first two passengers to yell 'zapple' are given a door-side seat. The remaining passenger is given the middle seat.

Jimmy: "Hey Joe, Frank, and Sam. My cousin Tim is riding in the front passenger seat, so you will all have to ride in the backseat of my 1996 Toyota Camry."
Joe: "Zapple!"
Frank: "Zapple!"
Sam: "Oh shucks, the Zapple Rule. I guess I will have to ride in the middle, but luckily, this Camry's backseat is spacious!"

Zapple Rule by TT29034 November 16, 2011

Zapple

Literally, "zapped nipple". Walk across a carpet on a dry day, then touch a companion - male or female - through their clothing on their chest to deliver a static shock directly to their areola. The sensation is not painful or lasting, but is hard to forget. Also known as the "Areola Borealis"

He: "Hey, ever have a Zapple?"
She: "What is that, iced tea?"
He: "Nope (zap!)"
She: "OW! You @#$% ! ! !"

Zapple by Unkie Al December 10, 2005

Zapple

The act of thrill or shock when none is expected ; being thrilled or shocked when not expected.

1. Wow that ride was full of suprises, I really got zappled !

2. This ride is scary, it’s full of zapple!

Zapple by Fortniteballs June 25, 2021