zitloaf Share definition Flag A meatloaf, except it's on your body. A zitloaf means that your face is covered in zits. -zitloaf on XBL "Eww dude, check out the zitloaf on that chick." "Oh man, I had the worst zitloaf last week." zitloaf by Brett Langdell December 9, 2008 Get the zitloaf mug.