zip job

a zip job is a hand job through the pants

ex: "she just gave me a sick zip job under the table at thanksgiving, I sure was thankful!"

by zino4706 December 28, 2007

Zip Job

The accidental (or possibly masochistic) act of 'zipping yourself.' The zip job is generally the collision of a desperately needed bathroom break and being in a hurry to get somewhere. The perfect storm...

The zip job is identified by a short period of confusion, followed by a flash of insight and intense pain/swearing.

"I gave myself a zip job last night."

"OMG, are you okay?"

"Yeah, actually I kinda liked it."

by Jeff Bangundy February 24, 2008

Zip job

Moment before climate the gimp zips the his mouth zipper end in a white and red ending

Last night I had a great zip job

by J0z1f April 13, 2020