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God in man's body. They say the power of a Zsolt is in the hair, specifically the fringe. His magnetism is undeniable, he pivots men by the penis (involuntarily) as he struts past. We all need a Zsolt in our life. Some say he was forged in the ground of Romanian Mountains. Regardless of his origin, his sexiness is felt the world over, though often misidentified.
"I'm sweating up a storm, Zsolt must be near."
Zsolt by cameloxen April 8, 2019
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Zoloft is the crappiest medication ever! When I took it, I felt crappy and numb. I got switched to celexa and then lexapro which are both way better than that zoloft crap for depression! There were more medications and most got switched around.
Zoloft by HawaiianPunch1 August 5, 2021
An anti-depressent used to treat anxiety/depression and the like.
"Don't forget to take your zoloft!"
zoloft by Ashley April 26, 2004
person1:"OMG, Zolof is destroying all the rock and roll?"

person2:"God Damn It!!!"
zolof by Aaron Daniels March 28, 2005
The study of animals, which is amazing, because its animals.
Wow you study zoology? You must love animals!
Zoology by Animalfreak4ever October 27, 2009
one drug in the ssri (selective serotonin re-uptake inhibitor) family of antidepressents. others include paxil, effexor, prozac, luvox, etc.

ssri's have *supposedly* been linked to suicides in teens. but i'm still alive and not feeling remotely depressed. though i think that therapy is working better than zoloft.

any side effects are usually gastrointestinal (i.e., throwing up, hershey squirts, etc.). but that is rare.

the emblem of zoloft is a little emotional hard-boiled egg that hops around chasing butterflies when he's happy. my friends insist he's just a ball, but i ask you, have you ever seen an oval ball?
the lil zoloft egg was depressed before he took zoloft, but now he likes chasing butterflies.
zoloft by unusu-al August 31, 2004