ytard 

Often written /y/tard, denotes an inhabitant of 4chan's Yoai imageboard (known as /y/). Not to be considered part of 4chan's population en mas, ytards can be both men and women, of varying sexual preference. Unless you post tits or furries ytards are a friendly and understanding bunch.

Woman: "What does that gay guy mean by 'I'm a ytard'?"

Man: "Oh, either that he likes Bishonen/Bara or that he is a proud queer from 4chan"

Woman: "4chan, like the asshole of the internet where all the trolls are?"

Man: "Yes but they are nice people, the only trolls are raiders from /b/ and.. naked WoW ones."

Woman: "...that sounds pretty hot."

ytard by »« April 16, 2009

yard sailing 

A phrase used to describe the art of shopping at large numbers of yard sales, garage sales, and estate sales.

"I can't WAIT to go yard sailing this weekend!"

"Yard sailing is my favorite activity of late."

"There's nothing I would rather do than go yard sailing."

yard sailing by www.babysue.com May 9, 2006

Yard Walker 

Firefighter personnel on scene of any non-specific emergency scene who's sole purpose is to give one the illusion of somewhat importance. Yard Walkers tend to appear busy, and almost always are communicating with some unknown entity via hand held radio. The Yard Walker's most difficult job is to answer any relevant question about the patient when asked by EMS personnel. A Yard Walker is the visual stereotype of your friendly neighborhood hero....the Firefighter. No matter how well they play it off, it's best to acknowledge their "importance" and thank them for their service.

" Dispatch to ambulance unit responding, be advised there is one patient. 5 yard walkers are on scene as well."

"Dad, look at all the firemen working in that yard!

No. Those, my son, are yard walkers."

Yard Walker by TideEMT20 March 11, 2013

yard of that fence 

high quality oral gratification

A guy goes into a store and asks the saleslady for some profilactics. She says "what size?". He doesn't know so she suggests he go out back and put his shlong in a hole in one of many holes in the fence and tell her which hole fits his shlong. So he gives it a shot and when he puts his shlong in one of the holes, the saleslady goes behind the fence and pleasures him orally making all kinds of slurping sounds and motions. After finishing, he comes back in the store and she asks "well, what size?" He says "I don't know what size, but I'll take a yard of that fence".

yard of that fence by Mr Five Toe October 18, 2013

Yardhog 

A dog that is extremely fucking stupid.

My dumb fucking yardhog tried to fight his reflection. What a dumbass fucking idiot.

Yardhog by JoeyTheHedgehog July 18, 2020

good fuckin yard 

When you are completely plastered and see trying to get an extension due date

Dear Prof,

Can you extend my due date for the essay?

Good fuckin yard,
Kim

good fuckin yard by ItalianB0i November 2, 2017

50 Yarder 

A chick that looks hot from far away but fugly up close.

Bro #1: Hey bro what do you think about that girl Alex at work?
Bro #2: Oh you mean "50 Yarder?"
Bro #1: Why do you call her that?
Bro #2: Look it up on Urban Dictionary.

50 Yarder by mikehunt123123 February 10, 2015