youtuberegosis 

A really dangerous disease that turns (sometimes previously pretty decent) human beings into arrogant dicks after they start adding videos on youtube. They don't have to have any kind of talent (there are very few with youtubergosis that do have talent!) which tends to make them seem to think they are incredibly attractive with an amazing personality and everyone should love them. Quite funny as youtube fame is very very little in comparasion to actual fame. Subscribers can be anywhere from a few hundred up to a few million (more research is needed to know exactly when this starts to take effect). People who have youtuberegosis tend to do things such as host "gatherings" to fuel their hungry ego and often assume that anyone who talks to them is just a fan of theirs. Some of them get youtuberegosis so bad that they have to refuse hanging out with people who little or no subscribers or youtube channel anymore and have to stick with other people who are suffering with the disease. Affects roughly 80% of the youtube content-creator population. There is currently know known cure for this epidemic.

"I have 100,000 subscribers, people who love me... I'm kind of a big deal."
"Whatever, I'm afraid you've caught youtuberegosis and turned into a massive douchebag. Bye."

youtuberegosis by articusreel January 2, 2014

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012