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You're mom gay lol 

The list of worst insults is a collection of insults that parody the ''I sleep with you mom last night''.
Here are the most dangerous insults you can ever tell to a person:

YOU'RE MOM GAY.
Insult Power: 0.5
Result: A person being hit by this insult will be staggered, and fin it hard to breathe.

YOU'RE MOM GAY LOL.
Insult Power: 0.8
in deep depression.

NO YOU.
Insult Power: 1
Result: The result depends on the insult countered.

YOU'RE MOM AND DAD GAY TOGETHER.
Insult Power: 5
Result: A person hit by this insult may have a fatal heart attack.

YOU'RE DAD LESBIAN.
Insult Power: 27
Result: A person hit by this insult will instantly die.

YOU'RE GRANY TRANNY.
Insult Power: 200
Result: A person hit by this will instantly fataly explode.

YOU'RE GRANDPA TRAP.
Insult Power: 5000
Result: A person hit by this insult may litteraly fataly evaporate.

YOU'RE ENITE FAMILY TREE IS LGBT.
Insult Power: 100000
Result: Every atom in the victims body will be teleported to their separate dimensions.
Person 1: You're mom gay lol.
Person 2: No U.
Person 1: You're mom and dad gay together.
Person 2: You're dad lesbian.
Person 1: You're granny tranny.
Person 2: You're grandpa trap.
Person 1: You're entire family tree is LGBT.
*Every atom in person 2's body gets sent to separate dimensions, instantly ending his life*

youre mom gay, lol 

Your maternal parental guardian is in fact a homosexual. There is no acceptable rebuttal that will not make one seem to be immensely offended except for the response "no u" which is the ultimate rebuttal. Upon having one's mother be called homosexual, Mexican youth will become extremely offended and claim that they will in fact end your life. To which the statement without exceptions ends with the verb, lol, denoting audible laughter.
"I would believe you if not for the fact that youre mom gay, lol."
youre mom gay, lol
In conversation:

Tim: "Ha ha I love my mother."
John: "youre mom gay, lol"
Tim: "no u"
John immediately dies of massive heart attack