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yokie
yokie by mr. bumpkin the third December 9, 2019
desk yoke
desk yoke by Oliver Pellegrino April 4, 2011
yoked thumbs
The ability to over-tighten small screw down items such as soda bottles and speakers terminals.
Also the ability to pinch with excessive force.
Also the ability to pinch with excessive force.
yoked thumbs by Nathan R. Butler February 16, 2009
Yoker
Yoker by Kirsty Anderson March 9, 2020
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