Noun. The dystopian future where everyone is like yoga zombies wearing yoga pants, and is forcing people to become like lemmings being led towards a reimagined yogic lifestyle of unquestioned consumption of romantic, ahistorical narratives around the perceived ideal of what the world could and should become through adopting a yogic way of life.
Fuck. The yogalypse has begun! Run for hills! The yoga zombies in their yoga pants are sun saluting their way across the city turning everyone their hot yoga sweat falls on into one of them. Soon we’ll all be eating vegan kale chips while chanting ‘om’.
by psdmccartney September 1, 2018