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Yofurt is fake yogurt. It is yogurt that comes from non animal sources. While cow ygurt and goat yogurt is yogurt, plant based yogurt is considered yofurt. An example or yofurt is oat yogurt.
Mangina: I'm eating yofurt!

Normal Person: What a mangina!
Yofurt by HawaiianPunch1 January 19, 2023
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The Yoter 

Slang for a Toyota 4x4 pickup, which is pretty much the most badass vehicle ever invented. The Yoter is known to have several different appearances, ranging from "shiny new" to "mud covered" to "rusty". This particular vehicle will last much longer than its driver, with proper maintenance, although the body may rust significantly. The Yoter can conquer just about any off road obstacle imaginable, but has a top on-road speed of approximately "the speed of smell".

Basically, The Yoter, especially a muddy blue one, is a sexy chick magnet with 4 wheel drive.
Chick 1: "Woah! check out that truck! Its pretty much the sickest vehicle ive ever seen! mud is so sexy!"

Chick 2: OHMIGOD its The Yoter! Lets see if we can flag the driver down and give him our numbers!
The Yoter by DrivinTrucks77 May 29, 2011
The place where Limmy got the bus to
Limmy got the bus to Yoker
Yoker by Kirsty Anderson March 9, 2020
A worthless piece of shit
Dude she's a yower and she ain't even know it
yower by Melzzzzz March 21, 2017

pull a yoder 

strip naked and go swimming in a holy body of water, like the Sea of Galilee - especially applies to politicians during an election year
"Kansas congressman Yoder apologizes for swimming nude in Sea of Galilee" -- which is where Jesus walked on water and you-know-who decided to pull a yoder during a Congressional fact-finding tour to Israel
pull a yoder by dsimms August 20, 2012
A person that thinks they’re the shit but really isn’t the shit
Bro that girl over there is such a yoser!
yoser by catgurl789 January 15, 2019