yofer

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Someone no one really likes. Usually is just around, but never talks and when he does is told to shut up and be quiet. Basically an overall loser that has no friends and wants to be alone.

Example: David: "You see that guy over there? Yeah, he's a total yofer."

yofer by ayylmaoooo July 9, 2016

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Yofurt

Yofurt is fake yogurt. It is yogurt that comes from non animal sources. While cow ygurt and goat yogurt is yogurt, plant based yogurt is considered yofurt. An example or yofurt is oat yogurt.

Mangina: I'm eating yofurt!

Normal Person: What a mangina!

Yofurt by HawaiianPunch1 January 19, 2023

Related Words

yofer • Yoder • yoker • Yoner • yoser • yodering • YOUERS • yoeri • yofrost • yoter

The Yoter

Slang for a Toyota 4x4 pickup, which is pretty much the most badass vehicle ever invented. The Yoter is known to have several different appearances, ranging from "shiny new" to "mud covered" to "rusty". This particular vehicle will last much longer than its driver, with proper maintenance, although the body may rust significantly. The Yoter can conquer just about any off road obstacle imaginable, but has a top on-road speed of approximately "the speed of smell".

Basically, The Yoter, especially a muddy blue one, is a sexy chick magnet with 4 wheel drive.

Chick 1: "Woah! check out that truck! Its pretty much the sickest vehicle ive ever seen! mud is so sexy!"

Chick 2: OHMIGOD its The Yoter! Lets see if we can flag the driver down and give him our numbers!

The Yoter by DrivinTrucks77 May 29, 2011

Yoker

The place where Limmy got the bus to

Limmy got the bus to Yoker

Yoker by Kirsty Anderson March 9, 2020

yower

A worthless piece of shit

Dude she's a yower and she ain't even know it

yower by Melzzzzz March 21, 2017

pull a yoder

strip naked and go swimming in a holy body of water, like the Sea of Galilee - especially applies to politicians during an election year

"Kansas congressman Yoder apologizes for swimming nude in Sea of Galilee" -- which is where Jesus walked on water and you-know-who decided to pull a yoder during a Congressional fact-finding tour to Israel

pull a yoder by dsimms August 20, 2012

yoser

A person that thinks they’re the shit but really isn’t the shit

Bro that girl over there is such a yoser!

yoser by catgurl789 January 15, 2019

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026