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yingertwat 

A word used to describe the type of person who is deeply irritating. Often referred to males as someone who doesn't get pussy - ever, however has money and a nice car, even though he's a fat cunt, so people have the 'yingertwat' around generally to buy them drinks or make themselves look better in comparison.

Yingertwats are fairly common. They're either generally repulsive, disgusting, preppy, gay or pathetic and cocky. The type of person nobody likes but still manages to find a way to muscle in on group activities.
'Oi blad that yingertwat's got a fatass, bumbaclut. Let's go say safe and see if he'll lend me a tenner. I'm nay fucking paying him back for shiii.'

'Hello yingertwat, your mum's a hasbian wastegash. I can insult you all I fucking like and you'll probably stand there and laugh because it looks like you might have a friend.'

'I'm shocked to see that yingertwat at this party. I thought we'd kept it on the down-low so we didn't have to invite them. Oh well, let's go over and get him/her to buy a round.'
yingertwat by Kelly Clerkinson March 26, 2007

Gingertwat 

(n.) An unintentionally awesome nickname for a redhead of short stature.
"Not everyone can be a Gingertwat like you, Jen!"
You're right--they can't. There can only be one.
Gingertwat by gingertwat September 15, 2009
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bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026