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A dude on Twitter most known for being roasted weekly despite minding his own business, not getting into drama, and not posting anything problematic. Said roasts are most frequently focused on his selfies despite him not actually being unattractive, but sometimes he is called a pussy, among other insults not directed to his physical appearance.
Cortez: lol
Twitter user: that's u in ya avi??

Twitter user 1: @yeahimcortez is getting cooked again
Twitter user 2: what did he do?
Twitter user 1: nothing, as usual
by realKingCarrot May 21, 2020
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Apr 20 Word of the Day
A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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