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A stupid fucking idiot. Someone whose mother often watches him raid from over his shoulder, and is left completely astonished that she could have produced such a dumb asshole. After watching him accidentally run into a deathwall on 14 separate occasions, she positioned a pillow over his head and readied herself to end the life of the abomination she had created, but stopped herself at the last second in fear that he would actually be too stupid to even know how to die.
Whoa there don't pull a Ydwen and walk into that gigantic, unmissable glowing wall of death.
ydwen by Kitty Three July 22, 2018
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ywen is ugly, childish, looks like a 4 year old and acts like a 3 year old and is really short with a small dick
person1 : omg is that your kid??
person 2: no its my boyfriend ywen
person 1: wow he looks like such a ywen!!!
ywen by aarush123 December 2, 2021
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ydwen • Yuwen • ywen • yden • yewen • yiwen_lei • Yowen • Yowenn • Yi Wen • Ya Wen
A name that is often confused with the international organization,U.N., and other common phrases such as: you win, you want, and you went.
Jack: Hi, I'm John. What is your name?
Jill: Hi, my name is Jill. And what's your name?
Yuwen: Hi, I'm Yuwen. It's nice to meet you all.
Jack: What? How can you be the U.N.?
Jill: No, I think she means I win something...
Yuwen: No!! I'm Yuwen.
Jack: You WANT to be the U.N.?
Jill: No, I think she means you went to the U.N.
Yuwen by yumyums January 20, 2009
ywen isn't a name; it's somebody who can't seem to get their act together and is always blaming others. He believes he is the only person in the world, yet he is not; he is self-centered and unaware of how his actions affect others.

He is pathetic and a miserable little loser who criticizes others to make himself feel better.

Unvaccinated. An insult in itself.
there is not example needed for someone like this.
person 1: you are dumb
ywen: i am, too dumb to even see it
ywen by anonymous December 8, 2021
person 1: do you hear the mosquito?
person 2: do you mean Ywen
ywen by aarush123 December 2, 2021
SEXY ASS CHINK🥴🥴🥴🥴
Yiwen wow you’re so pretty😰😰🦶‼️‼️‼️🦶🦶Yiwen_lei on tiktok follow rn smh
yiwen_lei by Yiwen lol March 9, 2021
A very epic person. If you are friends with him he will be the best. Hes a very cheerful person and can make you smile in the worst of times.
My best friend is a Yiwen
Yiwen by ydhhero March 22, 2021
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