A stupid fucking idiot. Someone whose mother often watches him raid from over his shoulder, and is left completely astonished that she could have produced such a dumb asshole. After watching him accidentally run into a deathwall on 14 separate occasions, she positioned a pillow over his head and readied herself to end the life of the abomination she had created, but stopped herself at the last second in fear that he would actually be too stupid to even know how to die.
by Kitty Three July 22, 2018