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Somebody who is a "ya d00d" is basically a huge douche. These are the guys who's list of friends consists of assholes, people who like to get drunk or high, posers, douchebags, or guidos. A ya d00d is essentially a less conspicuous guido, as they are usually dressed as the stereotypical teenage douche. Sideways/backwards cap, ironically childish backpacks, etc.

A good way to tell who a ya d00d might be is during online communication. When asked a yes or no question, if the answer is yes, they will most likely reply "ya d00d". In certain cases, a ya d00d might actually replace all the o's in a sentence with a zero instead. Ya d00ds often consume a lot of alcohol, and will talk about the act more than they actually do it. A standard ya d00d will not shut up about how often he gets drunk, or how often he smokes marijuana.

If at all possible, try to avoid any ya d00d you may see. They are a hazard to the general public, a danger to your mentality, and overall are just fucking awful. The term can be heard in a line from the song "Those Kids Suck" by Big D and the Kids Table, where he says, "I'd rather be called nuts than to be a ya d00d."
Person 1: Why is Matt even friends with that douche?
Person 2: Well, Matt likes getting wasted. That kid's a ya d00d, so he has a lot of alcohol at his parties.
Person 3: Yeah, to be honest, if he didn't have that much beer, he probably wouldn't have many friends. Nobody likes ya d00ds.

ya d00d: w0w d00d ur n0t c00l mayne
Rational person: Shut the fuck up.

Person A: Why does he have such a hot girlfriend? He's a total ya d00d.
Person B: I guess girls are into complete assholes.
ya d00d by The Secks August 28, 2010
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026
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sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
Word of the Day on May 18, 2026

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008
Word of the Day on May 16, 2026

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on May 15, 2026