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Somebody who is a "ya d00d" is basically a huge douche. These are the guys who's list of friends consists of assholes, people who like to get drunk or high, posers, douchebags, or guidos. A ya d00d is essentially a less conspicuous guido, as they are usually dressed as the stereotypical teenage douche. Sideways/backwards cap, ironically childish backpacks, etc.

A good way to tell who a ya d00d might be is during online communication. When asked a yes or no question, if the answer is yes, they will most likely reply "ya d00d". In certain cases, a ya d00d might actually replace all the o's in a sentence with a zero instead. Ya d00ds often consume a lot of alcohol, and will talk about the act more than they actually do it. A standard ya d00d will not shut up about how often he gets drunk, or how often he smokes marijuana.

If at all possible, try to avoid any ya d00d you may see. They are a hazard to the general public, a danger to your mentality, and overall are just fucking awful. The term can be heard in a line from the song "Those Kids Suck" by Big D and the Kids Table, where he says, "I'd rather be called nuts than to be a ya d00d."
Person 1: Why is Matt even friends with that douche?
Person 2: Well, Matt likes getting wasted. That kid's a ya d00d, so he has a lot of alcohol at his parties.
Person 3: Yeah, to be honest, if he didn't have that much beer, he probably wouldn't have many friends. Nobody likes ya d00ds.

ya d00d: w0w d00d ur n0t c00l mayne
Rational person: Shut the fuck up.

Person A: Why does he have such a hot girlfriend? He's a total ya d00d.
Person B: I guess girls are into complete assholes.
ya d00d by The Secks August 28, 2010
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The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026
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girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026