Wulchie Share definition Flag A wannabe culchie, someone who tries to emulate the lifestyle of a culchie but can't quite manage it. A true blight upon the earth. 'Look at him there, too scared to shovel s**t in his Armani shoes... what a wulchie' Wulchie by Emer May 27, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the Wulchie mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch