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Wuice (also spelled Wüs) is a non-alcoholic drink composed of any type of juice and water. The type of juice and ratio of these components is up the to drinker. It is most commonly made using orange juice (many drinkers show a brand bias for Tropicana, although there is no established research to show any advantage over other brands) and water in an approximately 50/50 ratio. Although the drink wuice dates back to antiquity (it was known as "diluted juice"), the current formal name is relatively new, and its origins are unknown. One common myth about wuice is that it has four times the amount of Vitamin C and half the calories of normal juice, however, this has yet to be proved through any sort of comprehensive scientific study.

As wuice has gradually evolved, variations in practice have appeared across the wuice-drinking community . Most notable among these are two developments, the rise in popularity of "harsh wuice" (defined as wuice containing significantly more than 50 percent water) and wuice tea (wuice made with water of a temperature at or around 100 degrees Centigrade). The smoother, sweeter taste and texture of wuice tea combined with the perception (right or wrong) that it contains 8 times the amoung of Vitamin C of normal juice (the high temperature having unlocked even more Vitamin potential through increased molecular motion) has made wuice tea a popular gateway beverage to the harsher wuice varieties.

Wuice serves many practical functions. It is a highly economical beverage as a given volume of juice creates more than twice that volume of wuice while still allowing for maximum taste.
This juice is too strong, I better make some Wuice out of it.
wuice by Eric D.B. May 22, 2006
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wicelandic

white people who are incredibly enamored with the idea of Iceland and may have an idealized or inaccurate notion of what constitutes Icelandic culture and heritage.

This is not an unfamiliar concept: some non-Japanese people people fetishize Japanese culture, myths, and customs. Others fetishize Ireland, its legends (fairies, anyone?), and its landscape. This sort of thing is almost always done with an inaccurate understanding of the country and culture, and often with no discernible explanation for why that person, who has no real reason to claim the culture for their own, would decide to do so.

And recently, there's been a bizarre wave of people fetishizing Iceland.

Usually it's done by people who seem to think the entire country is populated by clones of Bjork and Jonsi Birgisson, and who don't realize the beautiful photographs of the Icelandic landscape are all taken during the spring, because there is no sunlight for most of the winter. Also this is a culture where fermented shark meat is part of the traditional fare and if you don't eat it people think you're a wimp. FETISHIZE THAT oh yeah baby, rub that shark meat all over my face. Love that cheesy ammonia smell.
Half the people who live in Williamsburg are wicelandic.
wicelandic by BlowsHisNoseAgain November 17, 2011
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wuice • wice • weice • wuick • Whice Cube • wuite • Waicev • whice • wicelandic • wicelyn
This word is the singular version of "twice" "thrice" but can also just mean "one" in general.
I went there wice before.

I want wice goose.
Wice by dstyc October 12, 2008
A wuickl is a utensil primarily used for cooking and the culinary arts. While there are mythological aspects to the wuickl, it is commonly used every day by restaurants in Sitka, Alaska.
Gordon Ramsay once cooked a gorgeous lamb on a wuickl.
Wuickl by Yoyo Frisbee November 7, 2020

Whice Cube 

A definition made by me around Spring of 2009 that is the funniest shit you will ever hear of. Ever since then my friend Matt and I extended the meaning of a whice cube.

Whice Cube - a frozen ice cube with jizz in it.

White + Cube = Whice Cube, good name huh?

Get an ice tray, fill each ice cup half way with water, the other half with jizz. If you get a hair in the whice cube it means 20 years of good luck =D.
We even got our own slogan for it.

Yeah, we are perverts.
Guy 1: Hey man is that a whice cube?
Guy 2: (looking at drink) What the hell is a whice cube?
Guy 1: Haha you're drinking my nut!

Guy 1: Holy shit dude your whice cube has a hair in it!
Guy 2: Oh my God! 20 years of good luck!

Now here's our slogan.
Whice cubes, prego-on-the-go, stick it in your cootch and watch it grow!

Pretty nasty haha.
Whice Cube by IamMonkey November 6, 2009
The common word "once" is far to poncey for us so we say "wunce"
"Get yer words out"
"I've only done wunce"

"ahh bloody hell this Lag is pwning my KD i've only got wunce kill"
Wunce by hacky smashay December 17, 2009

Pawk Fwied Wice 

A rather impolite way to pronounce the Chinese dish "Pork Fried Rice"
Time to go to P.F Chang's, and Tim, don't say pawk fwied wice this time, we don't want to get

thrown out again
Pawk Fwied Wice by Metallicajunkie October 8, 2018
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

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Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
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