wowtf

An abbreviation of "wow" and "wtf", doubling up in exclamations. Interpreted as "wow the fuck". Can be used in awe of something impressive, dismay at another's display of ignorance, or when somebody does something that just makes you shake your head in disappointment. Particularly effective in instances where you become immediately baffled and pissed off by someone being a complete jackass.

Friend: "Hey man wanna hang out?" (over text)

You: "Yeah sounds great!"

Friend: "Sorry wrong person"

You: "wowtf."

by lumberjackzach December 23, 2011