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An abbreviation of "wow" and "wtf", doubling up in exclamations. Interpreted as "wow the fuck". Can be used in awe of something impressive, dismay at another's display of ignorance, or when somebody does something that just makes you shake your head in disappointment. Particularly effective in instances where you become immediately baffled and pissed off by someone being a complete jackass.
Friend: "Hey man wanna hang out?" (over text)

You: "Yeah sounds great!"

Friend: "Sorry wrong person"

You: "wowtf."
wowtf by lumberjackzach December 27, 2011
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full of wow, amazing, wow
you look wowful.
Wowful by wowful....:) June 24, 2009
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wowtf • WOTF • WWTF • Wowtastic • WoWtard • wootfox • Wowfuck • Wowfully • wowt • WIWTF
George Fisher
<talented musician> Hey, WoWfag
<George Fisher> Hey, bag o' douche
WoWfag by Xtreme2252 March 8, 2009
Pronounced "Wow T.V." - Women obsessed with their vaginas.

Typically includes feminists such as left-leaning female comedians and other humorless women who dress up in vagina costumes as a means of protesting something they can't change. Notable examples include Amy Schumer, Iliza Shlesinger, Samantha Bee, and the Huffington Post staff.
"Dude, how does anyone find Amy Schumer funny? All her jokes revolve around her vagina."
"Well, what did you expect? She's a WOWTV."
WOWTV by FemSlayer3000 May 24, 2018
When a guild or group of World Of Warcraft players, sometimes from diverse locations, get together to go on an outing or activity in real life.
"Dude, wanna give that game a rest, and come out into the real world?"

"What do you mean!?! I was just on a WoWting to the zoo last week! I met my tank in person!"
WoWting by Spiffy McFly December 2, 2009
Who I Want To Fuck or a person you wanna have sex with.
Person 1: Who's your WIWTF? Mines Sarah. Person 2: Already done her, mines Amy.
WIWTF by IMAGIRLMOTHAFUCKA!!!! March 13, 2015
noun (n)

1. someone so addicted to the game World of Warcraft that they do not realize that it isn't real. Often characterized by daily usage of gaming terms such as zerg and instance in conversations with normal people.

2. a social pariah that cannot relate to the real world or normal people in any way without trying to impose WoWisms into the short-lived conversation.
Joe: "Hi Bob, how was your weekend?"

Bob: "Oh man it was awesome! My guild zerged MC and gots lots of phats... epics man! you know, epics!? Zerging is great wow! Anyways, later we were in WSG pvp'ing when this NE rogue got the drop on me. WTF i said... I'm an Orc warrior! What was he thinking? So i said: 'oh noes it's a rogue', but you know, he didnt understand that cuz he's alliance and i'm horde .. probably sounded like 'zxcsafdwzz xzcaewrd' or something .. anyways i took my epics and shoved them right up his ass! wtfpwnd! oh it was great! he didnt understand what i said but he got the point ... hey wait a minute .. rogues .. got the point .. haha get it? oh of course you do! damn i LOL when i said that! lmao that's great ...

Joe: "oh look at the time. what a shame, i have to go ... stupid wowtard "
WoWtard by Real Life July 24, 2008
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