A wannabe vegetarian. Torn by conflicting impulses, a wouldbetarian will go for weeks on end on a strictly green diet, but letting him near a pizza is fraught with danger.
- Hey, is that Peperoni Pizza? I thought you were a vegetarian!
- Well, more of a wouldbetarian. Guess I'm not ready yet...
- Well, more of a wouldbetarian. Guess I'm not ready yet...
by gerseyli September 1, 2019