Known as the 'homely' girl present amongst a group of 'WOO' girls who was originally recruited in an attempt to make the other 'WOO' girls look more attractive. Rarely seen in the wild as they are mostly overlooked, this could be due to the vertically challenged nature of the creature which piles on make up to blend in with its surroundings. They are currently on the endangered species list and should be approached with caution as not to startle or attract the attention of the 'WOO' girls. This can be seen as beneficial as the woogoblin is known to buy YOU drinks as opposed to you having to buy the 'WOO' girls drinks. Be warned, the woogoblin may look innocent at first and an 'easy catch' but will quickly bewitch you and take you back to her lair where her mother will offer you KFC. After your fill of the colonel’s finest your vision will blur and you regain consciousness the morning after. Many men have reported having to chew their arms off (so as not to wake the woogoblin who's make up has run) as upon waking have found to be wearing wedding rings and scrapbooks already made.

Woogoblin - "The girl that snatches the men when the WOO girls lure them in"

Guy #1: What about her she looks easy?
Guy #2: Dude thats a woogobin! Don't you remember what happened to one arm Joe?

Guy #1: Yeah, poor one arm Joe can't even help himself anymore.

woogoblin by HunkyChunkyMonkey February 20, 2017

Related Words

wooglob • woogoblin • Woogly Boogly

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026