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wojoo

/verb/
1. to smoke weed
2. to have a group hangout where the main purpose is to smoke marijuana

/noun/
ganja
Person 1: "Hey dude, there's a wojoo sesh at my place tonight, wanna join?"
Person 2: "Aye, always down for some wojoo. See ya then."
by sunkat July 6, 2016
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R/ woooosh

You didn't get the joke, dude.
Person A: Top 10 anime betrayals
Person B: It's not an anime, dumbass.
Person A: R/ woooosh
Person B: *Looks up r/ woooosh on Urban Dictionary*
Person B: *Sees this*
Person B: Shit.
by FlashwaveXL December 15, 2018
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Woooosh

Woooosh, yes its spelled with 4 O's. It means You Missed the Joke. The Joke went right over you, making a Woooosh sound, like a bullet speeding by. WOOOOSH.
Guy 1: I Cant agree more. Those silly girls doesn't wanna be loved or respected by a nice guy. FUCK THOSE BITCHES, LET ME RESPECT YOU, YOU DUMB BITCHES.

Guy 2: Don't Call Girls bitches then. That would be respectful.

Guy 1: WOOOOSH
by 1962 February 11, 2018
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wojbomb

A breaking report made by prominent NBA insider Adrian Wojnarowski of Yahoo Sports that comes out of nowhere to have a huge impact on the landscape of the NBA
Another WojBomb just dropped....apparently Sacramento Kings coach George Karl wants to trade Demarcus Cousins to the Lakers. Holy crap.
by The Greek Freak July 1, 2015
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Wooo girl

A wooo girl is a girl, or usually a group of girls, who hang out in bars and put their hands in the air and scream wooo whenever a song they like plays, a drink is served, or another friend enters the room.
If a classic song is played in the bar, all wooo girls will raise up one arm fully extended and scream wooo at the top of their lungs.
by chytown gurl March 9, 2012
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Woooh hooo

An outburst of sudden Joy
Woooh hooo! i just finished my book report!
by charlieeeeeeeee May 10, 2008
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r/woooosh

r/woooosh (or just woooosh) is used in response to someone taking sarcasm literally, and you use it to call them out on not picking up on the sarcasm.

Origins:
The onemonepia comes from the saying “the joke went over your head” and it’s (literally) the sound of the joke going over the person’s head.

The “r/“ component is because that’s how reddit organizes their subreddits

r/woooosh is also exclusively referencing the subreddit (a community on reddit) about people not picking up on sarcasm. If you don’t know what reddit is, just say woooosh, otherwise you’re a pretentious idiot who uses vocabulary you don’t know the meaning of to sound cool, but instead reveal you’re actually a dumbass.

Also it is correctly spelled with 4 o’s and no h at the beginning
Person A: You know how I tend to stay out of the whole voting issues? Well you know how convicts are allowed to vote in Florida now?
Person B: Yeah?
Person A: Well I think we’re doing something seriously wrong here
Person B: I mean I agree, but why do you think so?
Person A: Because I think ONLY convicts should be allowed to vote
Person B: Are you stupid?
Person A: *deep sigh* r/woooosh

Person C: Why did the chicken cross the road
Person D: why
Person C: there was a crosswalk there for pedestrians

Person D: haha I like antijokes
Person XXY: r/whosh
Persons C&D: what? that doesn’t even make sense.
by Ant4N March 23, 2019
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