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wobbulator 

1. an automatic dubstep machine. usually powered by a combination of victorian era steam engines and late 23rd century purified hydrogen emission. appearences range from a resemblence of a 1993 volvo 240 crossed with a 6 foot tall grandfather clock, to a 1950s british police box with questionable quantitative abnormalities crossed with a 1981 deLorean DMC-12.
while the method of operation of the wobbulator is a close guarded secret by the ancient mayans, modern scientists have uncovered the requirements to operate the wobbulator on a elementary level. creating modern dubstep.

discovered in 1789 by a french king louis XVI which sparked the revolutionary when it showed promise as a tool of martial power. in the aftermath of the revolutionary war, the wobbulator was lost and would remain so until it was uncovered in the ruins of a german church in 1919. discovered by a soon to be infamous military dictator. national arguments flared over the ownership of the wobbulator and eventually led to the beginning of WWII. after the fall of the nazi regime, the wobbulator was given to an anonymous man in new york. today, the wobbulator is under the watchful eye of the U.S. Army and armstech. this would continue until 2047 until a catastrophic meltdown resulted in an explosion ten Thousand quinquagintaquadringentillion (10**2703) times greater then the tsar bomba nuclear warhead. resulting in the destruction of much of the known universe.
the wobbulator will end us all
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wobbular 

Of or pertaining to something that has become bent or wobbly.
1. After sex, my dick becomes very wobbular.
2. "This fucking coffee table needs a new leg. Shit is straight wobbular man.
wobbular by tknds November 4, 2015

Wombulator Shaft

The mythical, most important part, and cause of all inexplicable failures, in any complex mechanical system, from an automobile to a starship.
Yep, you definitely snapped your wombulator shaft. That's not gonna cheap.
Wombulator Shaft by opposito June 23, 2017

Worbulator 

A bong made of a water bottle with a glass end to used to smoke drugs
Do you know what I made.. ah. A worbulator
Worbulator by Levapp October 7, 2025

webulator 

Any web-enabled device that allows users to look up information on any topic.
Hand me your webulator, willya? I need to see whether the Bears play at home next week.
webulator by Illini Orange Bird December 18, 2010

Wobulater 

synonym for the pipe used to reduce marijuana to ashes.
Similar to a bong or a piece Has a bowl in which your marijuana is placed prior to smoking it. Derived from the word wobble, because wobbling is a side effect of smoking marijuana...-ator added to end of wobble because the wobulater is a tool that induces wobulation
Wobulater by Puel666 July 6, 2012
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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