wismic
wismic by DuckyRamone December 9, 2011
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Wismic
Trey: "Every time you buy and eat a half chicken from the grocery store, you're low key sharing a meal with a stranger."
Rochelle: "Wow man, that's wismic.
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Jorge: "They're making us read some book called "1984". I'll probably just copy the answers off my gf."
Ramon: "Nah, you should check it out bro. It's actually a wismic commentary on the nature of surveillance and the boundaries of government overreach exploring the line between public and private matters."
Rochelle: "Wow man, that's wismic.
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Jorge: "They're making us read some book called "1984". I'll probably just copy the answers off my gf."
Ramon: "Nah, you should check it out bro. It's actually a wismic commentary on the nature of surveillance and the boundaries of government overreach exploring the line between public and private matters."
Wismic by Yourfriendamelia November 19, 2016
Wisdick
Got a fat ass nose
Looks like nose feratu
Only talks to dark skinned girls
Thinks he has shoe game
Fiend for the weed
Swares at his parents
Takes call of duty to a next level
Goes to xsport 24/7
Showes booty picks from middle school claiming he got hoes
Tries out for basketball team all HighSchool and still never made it
When he gets baked his only line is I got more hoes
His bitches bout black as some pirate black yeezys
Looks like nose feratu
Only talks to dark skinned girls
Thinks he has shoe game
Fiend for the weed
Swares at his parents
Takes call of duty to a next level
Goes to xsport 24/7
Showes booty picks from middle school claiming he got hoes
Tries out for basketball team all HighSchool and still never made it
When he gets baked his only line is I got more hoes
His bitches bout black as some pirate black yeezys
Wisdick by Fuck tenacious September 10, 2016
wibmic
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wisics
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