wisfom 

noun
The doctrine that teaches hard work and perserverence creates good-charactered people.

The three principles of wisfom are:
1) Hard work strengthens the bones, muscles, and skin; creating strong individuals who are tough on the inside and out.
2) Difficult tasks improve mental capacity, being forced to solve problems and learn patience.
3) Pushing through these tasks improves one's constitution, allowing for failure to be absorbed and turned into a success.

Hey, you should really take this wisfom seminar to help your work ethic.
you will become more successful after studying wisfom in every aspect of life.

wisfom by Oh the glorious questions August 14, 2016

Wisdom Bomb

Sage advice given.

I just dropped a wisdom bomb on my kid.

Wisdom Bomb by MomFatale September 20, 2014

wisdom wank 

The act of masturbating in order to gain clear insight into a troubling decision or situation.

Bro, I wanted to cheat on her, but after my wisdom wank, I was fine.

wisdom wank by teaseit August 5, 2014

Wisdom of the weed 

When you catch a flash of "The Big Picture" during the rambling thoughts after smoking weed. The saddest part is, only you actually understand it, and you can't really explain it well enough to get other people to see it too - and when you come down, you can barely remember it yourself.

A passing wisdom that is lost on the sane and sober. Still, it shows you what your mind could be capable of....

John: Mike was high as a kite and last night and was trying to tell me something about how angry people will eventually ruin the pharmaceutical industry....?

David: Yeah well he does that sometimes, it's just the Wisdom of the weed.

Mike (last night - thinking): La de dum, today is a happy day, it's nice and cool and my sweater feels nice and I never noticed it was such a nice shade of red - look at that, it's like that balloon in that German girl song the one with the armpit hair, what was her name, god was that 20odd years ago? surely I can't be that old...and....OMG! if angry people somehow get a hold of the drug that makes your memory vanish....etc etc etc....I'd better tell John so he can remember tomorrow when I don't....

Wisdom of the weed by LabMom September 22, 2009

Beaver wisdom 

Wisdom so great, that no human has it. Only beavers have it.

Friend: that’s so smart! Do you have beaver wisdom?
Me: Aaaw... thanks!

Beaver wisdom by An Actual Fatty Catty December 13, 2018

Testicular Wisdom

As your intelligence increases your testicles become the storage for the excess intelligence, the testicles grow big and full of knowledge.

Barry: "Doctor Wells! Your testicles are huge!!"

Doctor Wells: "I know Barry, I'm a genius. Testicular Wisdom, look it up."

Testicular Wisdom by Salmon Sam December 10, 2019

Wisdom Fap 

When a male/female masturbates to gain better understanding of a situation usually clouded by libido.

"Lisa is a 8/10 but absolutely crazy, should I date her? Better have a wisdom fap to get a better idea."

Wisdom Fap by Neuron November 28, 2014