wiscowned 

When someone from Wisconsin, U.S. has 'owned' you. Owned is referring to being more clever than you, or beating you out in something, such as a game.

Person 1: "Oh man, you totally kicked my ass in that game."
Person 2: "You got WISCOWNED!"

wiscowned by StephWISCO March 23, 2010

CiscOwned 

v. - the act of being submitted to a ruthless, or otherwise cruel use of the English language. This is generally experienced by unsuspecting students of Cisco Systems' Networking Accademy who are reading the online or hard Cisco curriculum materials. Thus the terms: "CiscOwned" or "CiscOwnage"

<Cisco> "Routers use routing protocols to exchange routing tables and share routing information. In other words, routing protocols enable routers to route routed protocols." (CCNA 1, 10.2.3)
<Student> ...i want to die.

CiscOwned by Vorondil December 3, 2004

CISCOwned 

v. To be beaten down by CISCO

A prime example of CISCOwnage

This condition, called count to infinity, loops packets continuously around the network in spite of the fundamental fact that the destination network, Network 1, is down. The routers are counting to infinity.

CISCOwned by Lennyist Leader April 19, 2004

Discowned

Being owned beyond the point of QQ, the opposing player disconnects from the server or game in out of angry or frustration. (Popular in the online multi-player of Jedi Knight 2: Jedi Outcast, Version 1.02)

Player 1: GG, 10-0 Noob.
Player 2: Screw you.
Player 2: Player 2 has disconnected from the server.
Player 1: discowned.

Discowned by Esula August 10, 2008

Windowned 

What happens when, after returning to your computer from a break, you look at the screen (which is filled with a variety of different, open, working windows). And you know you were working on something, that these windows are all somehow linked to that project, but you cannot, for the life of you, remember what you were working on.

I had to pee, and then Doug texted me, and it's been 30 minutes. I'm totally windowned.

I think I'm getting old--even 5 minutes away from my computer and I'm windowned.

Windowned by simulatethis July 8, 2012