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windometer 

Plain and simple: an anemometer.
An anemometer is an instrument used for measuring wind speed.
Winds were clocked with my stupid sodding "rotten cat pee yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) as being variable to 3.60mph (4.36kph) at the surface.
windometer by Telephony May 25, 2019
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Wingdomme 

Dominant female AKA Domme who helps her sissy slave get laid, fulfilling his sissy fantasies.
Took kitty to the game earlier today, was a total wingdomme and found him a well endowed stud.
Wingdomme by aliciasawesome September 8, 2018
WingDom or WingDomme

Noun, a dominant person who supports a submissive person in achieving their hopes and dreams (as far as kinky and sexual things are concerned), when they are too anxious or shy to actually go for it. This is done by either exerting dominance to make them go ahead anyway, or by going to the target person (that the submissive wants to do things with) and just asking them “hey do you want to do X with them?” And getting the ball rolling.

Verb, the act of planning to or getting ready to help someone get what they want, even if they haven’t asked you to yet.
When Jeff saw that guy across the room, he really wanted to go over and ask him to make out, but he told his WingDom he felt shy. His WingDom then exerted some force to make Jeff go ahead with the interaction.

Don’t even try to WingDom me right now, I’m not crushing that person anymore!
WingDom by RudeSesquipedalian August 1, 2022
WingDom or WingDomme

Noun, a dominant person who supports a submissive person in achieving their hopes and dreams (as far as kinky and sexual things are concerned), when they are too anxious or shy to actually go for it. This is done by either exerting dominance to make them go ahead anyway, or by going to the target person (that the submissive wants to do things with) and just asking them “hey do you want to do X with them?” And getting the ball rolling.

Verb, the act of planning to or getting ready to help someone get what they want, even if they haven’t asked you to yet.
When Jeff saw that guy across the room, he really wanted to go over and ask him to make out, but he told his WingDom he felt shy. His WingDom then exerted some force to make Jeff go ahead with the interaction.

Don’t even try to WingDom me right now, I’m not crushing that person anymore!
WingDom by RudeSesquipedalian August 1, 2022
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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