Wig nut

When small lumps of dried feces become stuck to the hairs of the anus and build up to the point where a large lump of feces is cemented to the anus by the hairs.

Shit man, I haven't shat for weeks - I have a huge wig nut.

by Shitmuncher February 04, 2010

wig nut fuck

when you take off your wig and use it to give someone a handjoband they take the semen to the face

hey chris, i hear you give good wig nut fuck.

by kennyb1010 December 02, 2007