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whargarbl
(n.) A useless or unproductive excersize.
(v.) To waste time and effort.
(n.) The noise made by a dog's mouth as it bites the stream of water coming from a lawn sprinkler.
(v.) To waste time and effort.
(n.) The noise made by a dog's mouth as it bites the stream of water coming from a lawn sprinkler.
Those managers spend all their time whargarbling with meetings about meetings and leave the real work to everyone else.
whargarbl by leroy jenkem January 2, 2008
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whorgar • whorgasm • whargarbl • whorgan • whorganic • Whargarble • whorearchy • Whorganizing • whorgrimage • WHARGARBLL
Whorgasm
IF britney spears or Paris Hilton had an orgasm, you would call it a.....(preschool audience responds after a 15 second pause): Whorgasm.
Whorgasm by Orgasmatic College Ruled Paper February 10, 2010
whorganic
Whorish by nature; in other words, a natural, homegrown sort of whore who just can't seem to help it, compared to those who turn whorish from example, desperation, etc.
Person 1: Do you think hanging with her new group of friends is what turned Kimberly so slutty?
Person 2: Nah, she's been 100% whorganic from the day she was born.
Person 2: Nah, she's been 100% whorganic from the day she was born.
whorganic by meetvirginia July 19, 2010
whorgrimage
a journey for sexual purposes, usually involving travelling distances greater than 100 miles solely for the purpose of sex, play, hooking up. or "getting some." See also booty call.
I was really horny so I went on a whorgrimage to the nations capital. We didn't eat or sleep for three days but all that sex sure was worth the four hour drive
whorgrimage by ep42 July 25, 2008
Whorgan
One who hales from the great planet Hooker-Face. Known for spreading STD's at lightening fast speed. Sign of friendship is divulged by them holding up their pointer finger, ring finger, and pinky, whilst holding their thumb and middle finger together, this is commonly mistaken as "The Shocker", but is used as a "Hello" to all Whorganians.
"She is a Whorgan, from Hookerface!"
"Wow, that Whorgan certainly spreads VD at an amazingly fast pace!"
"Wow, that Whorgan certainly spreads VD at an amazingly fast pace!"
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