white flies
lies people write on facebook to friends to make that person feel good, or about themselves to make them look better.
Ex. 1 - "Girl, you look the same after all these years, so gorgeous, I ain't tellin no white flies!"
but if the truth was written it would be, "you look a good 10 years older than you are, a trip to the dermatologist would do wonders, but won't address that bad hairstyle. Don't even get me started about your wardrobe."
Ex. 2 - Status update: "Whew! Just ran 10 miles!"
Truth: "I just walked down the street to my neighbor's to see if he wanted to join me for a run. We ended up polishing off a 6 pack and watched the game."
but if the truth was written it would be, "you look a good 10 years older than you are, a trip to the dermatologist would do wonders, but won't address that bad hairstyle. Don't even get me started about your wardrobe."
Ex. 2 - Status update: "Whew! Just ran 10 miles!"
Truth: "I just walked down the street to my neighbor's to see if he wanted to join me for a run. We ended up polishing off a 6 pack and watched the game."
white flies by Ubiferous July 30, 2011
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