tall skinny white dude

A tall skinny white dude is someone who meets that description. Men of this body type will often be hung so long, it is comparable to an average black dick.

That tall skinny white dude over there was uncut and reached so far, I can’t walk straight today.

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basic white dude

N., pejorative. A guy characterized by doing uninteresting things typical of practically all white dudes everywhere.

"See that guy in the polo shirt, drinking the IPA and singing Sublime for karaoke? What a basic white dude."

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Heterosexual white males that are very stereotypically straight (i.e. loves beer and women)

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