The bullshit theory that white people cant play sports, fight, rap, and overall suck. Mostly used by "gangstas" in the "hood". Coined by eminem in his book The Way I Am.
White boy: Yo lemme play ball wit' you guys
Black Boy: Hell no nigga, Crackas' cant play ball
White boy: Fuck you, that's White Men cant jump theory.
Black Boy: Hell no nigga, Crackas' cant play ball
White boy: Fuck you, that's White Men cant jump theory.
by Wade Zabell December 31, 2011
Cis straight christian white men invented 95% of medicine and technology and started two world wars.
by John Milton Junior May 6, 2022
White Men Can't Jump Theory is a tale as old as gravity, due to the evolutionary trait of white people having less joints in their legs, they cannot jump the same height as minorites. Whenever they try and play hoops, it's classified as a hate crime and a medical emergency due to the sure fact their legs will give out after the last slam dunk.
by hygas September 28, 2022
July 11 White men day is a day where a men from across the world come together to accept their white coloured skin
by Whitesupremacy June 16, 2021
A common disorder that you can often find victims with at trump rallies, catcalling and/or playing fortnite in their mom's attic
Chads: wOW!! dID YOU sEE THOSE Mommy milkers ON THaT fEmAlE??? leT mE hoNK SUM chONk
Woman: ew look at those cishet white neuro"typical" men
Woman: ew look at those cishet white neuro"typical" men
by bonkabonk January 10, 2021