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whipkey

A "whipkey" is a person who is extremely great and you'll never meet anyone who does it like them. it's commonly used as a last name. the girls in the family have big boobs. some are either super short, or super tall. you'll never get like them.
dude: "yo, duuuude, is that... that whipkey girl?"

dude #2: "fuuuuck yeah, dude, she's fine as shit!"
by lovinitttt May 13, 2009
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Whipkey

A failing musician who refuses to become a wedding singer to preserve their “integrity”. They’re delusions of integrity parallel the beliefs of creationists. There hair line has a better real estate portfolio than they could ever achieve as a person. If they had become a wedding band and put 10% of their in an index fund they probably would have that first record pressing of 5000 copies they bank rolled paid off, instead 4500 copies plague the storage unit their ex has been subsidizing for years to keep them and those 4500 records out of their home.
Karen: I can’t believe I married that Whipkey, he spends all day thinking about Kurt Cobain instead of getting a Job.
Blanche: Kurt Cobain definitely would have hated his music.
Karen: Bowling for Soup has more “integrity”.
Blanche: Totes.
by Whipkeylash March 14, 2020
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Whiskey Foxtrot Whiskey

interjection.
1) An empahtic response to someone's abject whining (and crying), usually about tasks that someone is required to do, with the implication that the whiner is an punky, slacker, immature, lazy-assed, cry-baby. The words are radio phonetics for the letters W-F-W, and in this case the letters stand for, "Whaaa Fuckin' Whaaa," hence an emphatic declaration of an abject lack of characer. This also shows that its origin is in the military. A less emphatic expression is simply "Whaaa!"

2) Can also be the response to abject whining (and crying) regarding how hard someone's life is, when in reality they are quite coddled and and their lives are almost excessively comfortable, and the expression indicates how the whiner is an ingratious, cowardly, punky, slacker, immature, lazy-assed, cry-baby.
Punky, Slacker, Immature, Lazy-assed Crybaby: Aww, how come I have to (do my homwork, take out the garbage, clean my room, get up for field day, stop the ship from flooding)? I'm tired and I don't feel good...

Ingratious, Cowardly, Punky, Slacker, Immature, Lazy-assed, Cry-baby: Aww, how come you won't get me a Lamborghini Diablo?

Person in authority: Whiskey Foxtrot Whiskey, dildo!
by Dan Weyandt February 29, 2008
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Whiskey lullaby

by Kwitty June 23, 2017
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Whiskey Bravo

Whiskey Bravo, is the phonetic letters for WB. Most commonly means weather bureau.
Whiskey bravo said severe floods coming in 0800 hours.
by Ghdlk September 24, 2021
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Whiskey Fist

The act of raising your shot glass with your fist, normally full of whiskey, to salute an excellent performance by a band.
When the band finished the song the entire bar showed them their 'Whiskey Fist'.
by laurus January 28, 2009
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Whiskey Bravo

A military term meaning a western forward operating base (western base).
I’m getting deployed to the whiskey bravo.
by Gnarly6784 September 24, 2021
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