A "whipkey" is a person who is extremely great and you'll never meet anyone who does it like them. it's commonly used as a last name. the girls in the family have big boobs. some are either super short, or super tall. you'll never get like them.
dude: "yo, duuuude, is that... that whipkey girl?"
dude #2: "fuuuuck yeah, dude, she's fine as shit!"
dude #2: "fuuuuck yeah, dude, she's fine as shit!"
by lovinitttt May 13, 2009
A failing musician who refuses to become a wedding singer to preserve their “integrity”. They’re delusions of integrity parallel the beliefs of creationists. There hair line has a better real estate portfolio than they could ever achieve as a person. If they had become a wedding band and put 10% of their in an index fund they probably would have that first record pressing of 5000 copies they bank rolled paid off, instead 4500 copies plague the storage unit their ex has been subsidizing for years to keep them and those 4500 records out of their home.
Karen: I can’t believe I married that Whipkey, he spends all day thinking about Kurt Cobain instead of getting a Job.
Blanche: Kurt Cobain definitely would have hated his music.
Karen: Bowling for Soup has more “integrity”.
Blanche: Totes.
Blanche: Kurt Cobain definitely would have hated his music.
Karen: Bowling for Soup has more “integrity”.
Blanche: Totes.
by Whipkeylash March 15, 2020