wellband 

Living beyond the high life, balling out like a rock star on speed. Beyond the usual phase of living it up.

May also refer to owning a large home in Beverly Hills or Malibu, California used for throwing week-long benders stacked with champagne, cocaine, pot, whiskey, and classic women.

Can be used as a noun or adjective.

1. Rockstars and porn stars live the wellband life. Their pools are always full of naked ladies and coke lines the tables.

2. He's wellband living large - he just bought five Ferrari's - one for his mom, one for his sister, one for his girlfriend, and two for himself.

3. I wanted to be a Philosophy major but I want that wellband life. So I chose Engineering.

4. Man, it's 1 a.m. and you're party's out of alcohol? There's nothing wellband about that.

5. Your party's not wellband if no one makes it to the hospital.

wellband by young_and_beautiful May 13, 2013

Welland Hangover 

When your gut hangs over the waist of your pants and out the bottom of your ill-fitting shirt. Named after the town of Welland, Ontario Canada

I was just in Welland the other day and this fat-ass bitch had the old Welland Hangover popping out of her sweatpants.

Welland Hangover by diddlemethis December 23, 2011

Welland 

Mobility scooter capital of the world.

I drove down to Welland the other day for a two-four of Ol Vienna and got cut off by some asshole on a scooter

Welland by Homicidal toddler September 28, 2019

Welland 

Home of Crazy Pat, the Lincoln Street Beer store, The greatest bar ever; the elbow room and people riding bikes with twofours.

Person 1:Let's go get drunk!
Person 2:Ok, let's hit up the Elbow Room in Welland.
Person 1: Yeah, I like that bar way too much.

Welland by waytoomuchmcgee May 15, 2009

Welland 

A drug city found in Ontario, Canada. Welland has the second highest drugs per person in North America behind Los Angelos.

I need some beans, let's go to Welland, they're only $5 a pill there.

Welland by Shawn Maglicic December 28, 2005

Welland 

The Kansas of Canada.

Boy 1: "Hey, wanna drive down to Welland for the weekend?"
Boy 2: "Fuck no Welland sucks."

Welland by getsick October 16, 2008

Welland 

a place in Ontario Canada in the Niagara region where a bunch of old people, snobs and druggies live with few decent people

i cant wait to get outta Welland

Welland by Black Soul January 4, 2015