We're not stupid

If you weren't stupid you wouldn't be doing this. Oh! Hey! Who do I sound like? Right? Except it's true when I say it.

Hym "Seriously. Did you ping me with some kind of device? Because I was having a dream and I'm in the room and this brunette with glasses walks in (I don't know why I'm so obsessed with brunettes but I blame Lauren for that) and she puts her thumb and her pinky on my head and then she proceeds to count up to 3 as she sets the rest of her fingers on my head. She presses her ring finger 2 my head and says '1' and there is this distinct buzzing tingle in my brain. Then her middle finger as she says '2' and there is another identical tingle adjacent to the other one. And lastly, as she places her index finder down on top of my head there was a much larger tingle that shocked me awake immediately. What the fuck WAS that? Was that you? But whatever. Get back to me on that. Ok. 'We're not stupid.' No. You're not. Do you know what Gary the robot in superman was named 4? So you may not be stupid but you are letting other people lie and preventing me from finding out the truth so you can try to curate the things to which I can respond to further help get away with the lie. So whatever it is you want call THAT. THAT is what YOU are."

by Hym Iam December 6, 2025