water loading

A scatological technique whereby the user induces a movement by drinking large amounts (1-2 glasses) of water. The water serves a dual purpose, both "pushing" the shit along, as well as indicating to the brain that more food has been consumed and prior meals need to be evacuated.

I've been constipated all day, but it's nothing I can't fix by water loading.

water loading by colostomes June 10, 2008

Leading a Horse to water in Soviet Russia 

An alternative to the saying, “you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”.

Since Chernobyl is a highly radioactive area...death is certain if you remain there for too long.
-Leading a Horse to water in Soviet Russia- Example Below for better use and help to understand old proverb...

American: “here we say you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”
Russian: “in Soviet Russia they used to say something like that too! Except it went... you can lead a horse to water, but you can also lead your horse to Chernobyl! And then you’re both fucked!”
American: “cold world huh”
Russian: “nope just Siberian Winter”
-Leading a Horse to Water in Soviet Russia-

Leading a Horse to water in Soviet Russia by Smoke and Fork Banger’s Club November 7, 2018