whitney wasted

(adj.) Wasted in the form and style relative to a familiar "Whitney." Usually referring to a step up from white girl wasted, in other words a good-quality level of intoxication without the embarrassment.

Man, I got Whitney wasted last night and it was the best night of my life.

by MerriamWebster28 February 1, 2014

wasted and wounded

Bam Margera

I can't believe they didn't let me onto Jackass 4, I feel so wasted and wounded.

by king_D_ February 27, 2021

Soup wasted

When your adoptive mother dumps a bottle of Chardonnay into some homemade soup without telling you and the next thing you know, you are face down in your bowl.

Mom: How’s that soup Shanda?
Shanda: Mmmmph gurgle mph gurgle!
Mom: Damn, look at that, Shanda’s soup wasted!

by Papford September 29, 2021

soup wasted

When your adoptive mother dumps a bottle of Chardonnay into her homemade soup without telling you and pass out during a family dinner!

Look at Shanda over there, she passed out in her bowl! She must be soup wasted!

by Papford September 25, 2021

Trash Wasted

When you are highly intoxicated off Chronic or alcohol to the point the cops find you at near death condition

That man was found at the getty center Trash Wasted

by Therealestdude January 4, 2016

Royally Wasted

Getting drunk as fuck in the hills of Scranton

I'm so royally wasted that I'll be praying to the porcelain

by scrantonsquirrels October 12, 2015

Waste Witch

A woman that is really into recycling.

She's the offices' Waste Witch.

by G1G1 November 22, 2018