washin dishes

vb: A term used in reference to a man acting in the same fashion that a woman would, as opposed to choppin wood. More often used when the recipient is fucking up terribly.

Yo nig, you got some crack crumbs in yo beard and is scarin all the ladies away!! Da fuck, you washin dishes or are you choppin wood?!!

by carpet cancer September 29, 2007

washing dishes

Originating in New Orleans, it refers to when gang members switch their license plates in order to hide from the cops.

yo, 5.0 on my home we gotta start washing dishes

by Tha LA King October 19, 2014

washing dishes

When you’re feeling up a girl with a small/flat booty it feels like washing dishes

Girl 1: My boyfriend is the best, he gives me butt massages all the time even though I know it feels like washing dishes lol
Girl 2: guys like that be winning for real

by shrekxy September 19, 2019

washing dishes

When you’re feeling up a girl with a small/flat booty and you can feel her bones

“Hey baby can you give me a butt massage?” “Alright, even though you’re so flat it’s like washing dishes” “love you bb”

by shrekxy September 19, 2019

Washing the Dishes

Slang for beatin' ya' wang.

Equivalent to "beat your meat," "choking the chicken," and, "slapboxing your little homie."

Mom: "Little Jimmy, time for dinner."

Little Jimmy whilst aggressively pounding his schmeat: "One second mom, I'm busy washing the dishes."

Mom: "Oh, okay..wait, how are you washing the dishes in your room?"

by BUBBLEFART007 September 19, 2017

washing the dishes

The act of fisting analy and vaginaly at the same time alternating each fist like a pumping action.

He was fisting both holes like he was washing the dishes

by Cymru am byth January 24, 2008

Washing the dishes

When a woman masterbates

Oh, I just got done washing the dishes.

by Sinawoman March 14, 2017