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warrior mode 

Warrior mode: (adjective) when a man is working out, fighting, playing sports, etc, and his penis shrinks. This is a product of evolution because when men would fight in the beginning of time, there male genitalia would shrink so as to be a smaller target.
"Yo Garret, why is your penis so minuscule right now?" "Oh dude, I just got done with a jousting match and my body is still in warrior mode!"
warrior mode by Burt Lancast July 19, 2016
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modem warrior 

someone who uses their modem for cheating in an online video game. such as halo 2.
founded by teambipd members danz0r and pirateninjagraf
modem warrior: *presses standby* LOL CHEATZ LOL
danz0r: DAMN CHINESE SONS OF A BITCHES! HE'S A MODEM WARRIOR!
modem warrior by danz0r June 26, 2005

Modern Warrior 

That Modern Warrior is Rockin that Dress Girl

Modern day warrior 

A modern day warrior is a man or woman who does things that involves very little to no danger while considering themselves to be courageous while doing so.
She says I have no balls to talk to her. She's a modern day warrior that never faced a real danger in her life.