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wangjazzle

Coined by one Mr. William Zed (@corpzombie) on twitter in March 2010, after reading about vajazzling; the process of completely waxing and then covering the lower pelvic region on a woman, with adhesive crystals.

Wangjazzling can refer to the theoretic male equivalent, which, ostensibly, would involve the process of removing all hair from a man's nether region and then decorating the area with adhesive crystals, but it may also refer to an individual lacking in class, couth, and/or intelligence.
That wangjazzle in the Ed Hardy shirt is disrupting the whole theater by talking on his mobile phone.
wangjazzle by Wangjazzlette March 5, 2010
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Wangjangle 

Wangjangle is another word for mixing something however it is also an acronym describing how to mix two or more substances perfectly. its stangs for:
Whisk the mixture vigorisly.
Always mix in the edges.
Never give up
Get serious.
Jostle the mixture.
Always mix in the middle.

Never get lazy.
Give it all you've got.
Leave no molecule uncombined.
Enthusiastically end with exuberance.
Wangjangle it untill nicely combined

West Virginia Wangjangler

When you stuff your cock through your key ring before butt slamming your sister. You must be playing dueling banjos on your cassette player at maximum volume. It can only be considered an official West Virginia Wangjangler when your keys slap off of her snizz to the rhythm of the music.
Roscoe: What ya been up to Billie Ray? I didn't see you at the West Virginia Turkey Jerk last night.

Billie Ray: Naw I blew my load in your sister doin the West Virginia Wangjangler.

Roscoe: Dang son that's your sister too. I like it.
West Virginia Wangjangler by geederd December 12, 2021

wangjangle 

Rock back and forth while being supported only by your ankles and wrists
Elias wanted to wangjangle upside down in a hammock but Tyloo corrected him - a hammock isn't gonna wangjangle your arms and legs while lowering you softly to the ground
wangjangle by Wangjangler4LYfe November 13, 2019

wangnozzle 

Those really douchey guys at parties who spew constant lame lines like "what up, dog?!" and "oh snap!" and secretly think they're from Harlem when they're actually spoiled white kids from the 'burbs.
Did you see the flood of wangnozzles that came to the party last night? Talk about ridiculous in their satin track suits.
wangnozzle by thepiratemoon April 6, 2008

wangjangled 

I wangjangled the cables back into place
wangjangled by Your Gay Brother July 13, 2017

Wangjangler 

One who jangles the wang
That Kevin, he sure is a wangjangler sometimes!
Wangjangler by dbins September 13, 2011
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