V. (Pequot) This ancient, non-lethal attack, stuns the victim with an unabating odor on the upper lip causing dizziness and vomiting. The aggressor employs this offensive by furtively wiping ass sweat on the upper lip of the victim. After application of the ass sweat, the aggressor yells "wachooka!" Without intervention, the odor will persist in a temperate environment for 3 to 4 days. The Pequot Indians would use this method to attack their neighbors, the Nimuc for generations until an antidote was found that consists of: silver maple leaves, ground squirrel scrotum, and baby fox blood.
by D. Hoover January 17, 2008