“Wabrownie” are decidedly caucasian individuals who, by means of thoroughly warped postmodern acculturation processes, have come to the decision that it is in their best interest to act as if they were denizens of the South Asian area. A whitey can be classified as a “Wabrownie” if they have/are:

1) Forced to, but secretly enjoy playing the piano, the violin or both.
2) View New Jersey as their Promise Land
3) Going into or have a parent that is either in the Medical or Financial field.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods