vomiking

Vomiking is the act of vomiting out of your nose instead of your mouth. While this is not a true medical distinction, it is funny and should be.

A woman came into the emergency room because she was sick. When the doctor asked the reason for her visit, she replied that she had been "vomiking". The doctor corrected her and said that she had been vomiting, but she replied No, she had been "vomiking". He paused for a moment, not sure what to say next, because the woman was obviously sure this meant something else. He decided to ask her to explain the distinction, to which she replied "vomiting is when the food comes back out your mouth, vomiking is when it comes back out your nose."

by Tonylicious May 29, 2013

maggots vomiting

A sight that is very repulsive.

The drunks passed out in the gutter reminded us of maggots vomiting!

by I, Wreckerrr February 27, 2017

Vomiting in rage

When somebody gets so angry that words alone cannot express their rage and so they VOMIT IN RAGE!!!

Guy 1: I just murdered your family.
Guy 2: Grrrrrr I.... I *vomits in rage*.
Guy 1: Shit man, I was only joking I didn't know you'd start vomiting in rage *Runs away in fear and/or disgust*.

by Insanity_wolf777 November 17, 2011

vomicking

Loud and melodramatic vomiting, especially when in the presence of an audience.

The patient in room 8 is vomicking again, can someone please close their door?

by Demand January 11, 2017

Projectile Vomiting

When you can vomit in someones face who is on the other side of the room from you.

I ate some week old burritos and ended up projectile vomiting across the room.

by frostystevens January 19, 2011

dick vomiting

When you see someone so discussing that it even makes your dick vomit. Can be used as a compliment as well. Most people take as a bad thing tho.

Bad: Person- “my dick vomiting is so bad right now”

Good: Person- “wow you look so hot. My dick just vomited”

by Saladbutt69 December 6, 2017

cyclic vomiting syndrome

(speaking from personal experience) the absolute worst disorder to ever have. lots of nausea, vomiting, dry heaving, hypersensitivity to light & sound, etc. during an episode. the only medication to stop an episode is Ativan. it's lesser known so doctors have a difficult time diagnosing. episodes can be triggered by almost anything, and triggers are different for everyone (hormones, anxiety, excitement, changing of seasons, certain smells or times of day, etc.). be prepared for lots of IVs and ER visits. also referred to as simply CVS. sometimes retching or heaving too aggressively can lead to tearing a hole in the lung and getting air trapped under the skin (also happened to me).

I had a cyclic vomiting syndrome episode last Friday and spent most of it in the ER.

Dude, I absolutely hate my stomach, this cyclic vomiting syndrome sucks.

by kepicket April 28, 2020